9. A man walks into a bar and goes up to the bartender and
says: "I'll have a Corona please, hold the virus"
8. If I get quarantined for two weeks with my wife and I die, I can assure you it was not the virus that killed me.
7. With all this talk of Corona Virus, the people
who make sanitising gel are rubbing their hands together.
2. They said that a mask and gloves were enough to go to the supermarket. They lied, everyone else has clothes on.
- Don't worry, the Corona Virus won't last long... It was made in China.